Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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