Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
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My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
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So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Lo siento on account of my penis...
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
My life is pants optional.
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