That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
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That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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