Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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