ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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