I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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