ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
look no pants
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
my being single is dangerous.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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