sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
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i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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