you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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