i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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