the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
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You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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