My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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