Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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