It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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