THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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