why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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