i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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