Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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