I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Why is there bacon in the couch?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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