The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
