I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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