I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Randomize
