I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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