i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My sheets look like a crime scene.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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