i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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