Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
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Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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