it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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