dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
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Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Help me help you realize you are a moron
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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