doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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