Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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