yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
