in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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