hell yes lets make some ravioli
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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