Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
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running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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