WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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