I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
We need a shit load of segways right now
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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