My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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