He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
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The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
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I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I need a beard to bite.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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