What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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