Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
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The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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