I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
You've changed since you got that strap on
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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