people are starting to question the shark bite story
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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