watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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