forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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