I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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