love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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