So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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