Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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