i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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