You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
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Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
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My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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