Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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