so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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